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me:i don't like him, i don't like him i don't like him, i don't like him, i don't like him. friend:yes u do. me:(sigh)i know :(
I lived in 01/01/01, 02/02/02, 03/03/03, 04/04/04, 05/05/05, 06/06/06, 07/07/07,08/08/08,09/09/09, 10/10/10!!!
I don't get jealous when I see my EX with someone else because my Mother always told me to give my old toys to the less fortunate.
Girl:Why are you following me? Boy:I am in love with you. Girl:Then you haven't met my friend. She's prettier and is standing behind you. Boy:(Looks)Nobody's there. Girl:If you really loved me you wouldn't have turned around.
God gave us two ears to hear, two eyes to see, and two hands to hold. But why only one heart? Because he wants us to find the other one.
Boy:I think you are ABCDEFGHIJK. Girl:What is that mean? Boy:Adorable, beautiful, charming, delightful, elegent, fiesty, gorgeous and hot. Girl:What is IJK mean? Boy:I'm just kidding.
Girl: JUST TALK TO HER! Boy: i cant! i love her, but she doesn't love me. Girl: she will- you're amazing, so just tell her! Boy: Ok i will....... i love you! Girl: i love you too. now go tell her!! Boy: i just did :))))))))) love you
Life would be perfect if: some girls had mute buttons, some guys had edit buttons, bad times had fast forward buttons, and good times had pause buttons.
I could write a biography about me. But all the things I 'liked' and all the groups I joined already told my story (:
True friendship isn't being inseparable, it's being separated and nothing changes.
A husband and wife were trying to set up a new password for their computer. Her husband put 'mypenis' and the wife fell on the ground laughing cause it said, "Error. Not long enough."
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
A girl needs a blood transfusion, so her boyfriend gives her his. Months later they break up, and he wants his blood back. So she hands him a tampon and says she'll make monthly payments.
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You're friend says she's pregnant.
A GOOD friend would say: OMG I'm so sorry! :(
But a BEST friend would say: NAME IT AFTER MEEE!! :D
Mom: "you don't need makeup we are just going to walmart" you: "ok i guess not" *walk in and immediately see a hot guy* THANKS MOM
Bieber fever is totally like one year ago because One Direction infection is taking over!
When I'm upset I sing, and that makes me feel better because then I realize my voice is a lot worse than my problem :D
i wish i were a glow worm, a glow worms never glum, coz how can u b grumpy wen the sun shines out ur bum?!
whoever invented "ssticks and stones may break my bone but words will never hurt me." has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.
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Bieber fever is totally like one year ago because One Direction infection is taking over!
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When I'm upset I sing, and that makes me feel better because then I realize my voice is a lot worse than my problem :D
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i wish i were a glow worm, a glow worms never glum, coz how can u b grumpy wen the sun shines out ur bum?!
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whoever invented "ssticks and stones may break my bone but words will never hurt me." has obviously never been hit with a dictionary.
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Like if you can't actually remember the words to the Pledge of Allegiance unless your entire class is saying it with you.
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Hit Like - if you ever been HEART BROKEN :[
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Really so confadent don't even no Carrie Aunger even rejected you!!!
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